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Book a placement

Choose a slot, period, target link, and upload the exact banner size required for that placement. Your banner stays pending until the booking is approved and payment is confirmed, then the same uploaded image is promoted into the live advertising rotation.

Placements

Rates are starter placeholders and can be changed in the site rate card. Final bookings are subject to approval.


Booking request

Choose a placement.
Ready.

Banner rules

Each placement has a fixed pixel size. The upload must match exactly. No blurry upscales, no random crops, no banner spaghetti.

  • JPG, PNG, or WebP.
  • Maximum 8 MB.
  • One link per banner.
  • Animated banners are not enabled yet.
  • Payment automation will connect through Stripe after keys and webhook secrets are added.